Tooth Fury

 This week has been a sad week. My teeth moved out (were forcibly removed) by a dentist man and I got a job and heaven knows I'm miserable now.
I've got severe dental phobia so I had to be sedated for the procedure and had to bring an escort (my pap) along with me. Sadly he decided to almost faint watching MY mouth being sliced and diced and we had to go in an ambulance to the hospital while I was still sedated. I don't remember how I got out of the dentist's chair and down the stairs but I DO remember telling dad to get out of hospital bed because I needed to sleep. I also remember letting the blood soaker uppers slop out of my mouth onto the hospital reception desk while I was trying to ask the nice lady for some more dressing.
At least now I have some extra friends. I really like their little legs, I might buy some barbie shoes for them. Another new buddy in the bedroom clan is my tamagotchi, Pumpernickel. In other news, I have so many great new things for the shop which will be put up over the next week or so, yipee!

Necklace by Natali Koromoto

90s Metallic Tshirt for sale here.

Vintage 80s Ghostbusters Carry Case for sale here.

Witchboy

http://pissmartini.blogspot.co.uk/2013/03/hoodratroughdiamond-trade.html

You look wonderful xo

Sunshine, Lollipops and Rainbows

Spring has finally sprung, the daffodils are daffodiling about and the smell of grass is lingering in the air. It's the perfect day for a cemetery book reading. It's days like this when I miss the uni cemetery and my lunchtime break spot. Alas, to quench my thirst I thought a swing on some swings might help and it did. So while I was swinging on the swings and reading the signs in the playground saying 'no ball games, no skating, no people above this height', a lady walked past me with her dog and kind of gave me a half smile/half pity look, I'm sure you know the type. I figured it must be because I'm 22, alone in a playground and sucking on a lollipop. Then I started to think, why is that lady denying herself the pleasure of a swing?! She walked right past it, there was one free, it was right there. To me, this is some kind of sacrilege. I thought it was kind of sad how people older than 10 are looked down upon for playing in playgrounds. They're built for kids specifically which is annoying because my legs kept hitting the rubber floor, but why? Being a kid, I'm talking about age 2-8 here, mostly involves playing around, colouring in, screaming, pooping and people putting on a ridiculous voice and telling you whatever you want to hear. Being an adult so far has included exams, essays, job seeking, failure and an overall sense of inadequacy. Wouldn't it be a better idea to build playgrounds for adults so that when you're having a cruddy day, you can just pop off for 5mins and have a swing or sit on a roundabout, release some stress. No kids allowed because they've got it best if anything. I miss the days of sliding down a slide without my feet hitting the floor after a millisecond and without being with anyone who says 'don't touch the slide, that's where the tramps piss.' I would rather get 100 tramp piss patches on my jeans than walk past a slide.

Witch Trash

 Jumper: Vintage    Shirt: Topshop     Necklace: Extollo Jewelry    Spooky Barrette: Still Jolly   
 Witch & Trash Banner Pins: Pizza Brat

I woke up to a wonderous bunch of packages this morning from some really cute crafty girls. I'll be doing proper blogposts about the precious booty in the next few days but for now here's a sneak peek!

A Spooktacular Trade

Jeans: Topshop    Velvet top: Vintage     Shoes: Vintage    Fuzzy Stole: Dressing up box
Vest: ANGEL BREANA     Axoltol Embroidery Pins: Leighlalovesyou   
Dreamy Pin: Cryybaby    Angry Alien Pin: Etteshop    Alien Guy Pin & Moon Pin: Bodypartss
Leave Me Alone Pin: Lunamothshop    Loser Hand Medal Pin: Hoodratroughdiamond

Cast your peepers over this exquisite object. I can't believe it has been made just. for. me. From Bree, for me. I am a lucky old soul. If there has ever been a post to celebrate the wonder of Tumblr and trades and fabulous human beings, this is the one. I can't even begin to stress my gratitude, I love it so much and it is super special to me. Everytime I wear it, I will think of her little smiling face. Thank you eternally, BaBree, you have helped me become the best space maiden I can be xoxoxoxox

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

Today me and Sam went on a belated Valentines bowling date. I'm happy to announce that I won 3 games out of 4. What a better way to shellabrate than an outfit post with my all time favourite shirt. Girl Power ✌

T-shirt: Vintage    Cardigan: H&M    Skirt: AA    Tights: Gift     Shoes: Vintage   Collar Necklace: Topshop
Dog Necklace: BuriedDiamond     Alien Pin: EtteShop

Leigh Wowzer

As an overbearing axolotl mommy, I make sure to snap up all and any axolotl products I can get my hands on. I guess this is the equivalent of those mums who get their babies photographed in plantpots and such. Anyway, the more personalised, the better. When I saw this listing, http://www.etsy.com/listing/122234590/custom-pet-portrait-embroidered , I tried to manage my excitement levels because I figured axolotls wouldn't be on the list of embroider friendly pets but no, I was so so wrong. Leigh was so friendly and flexible and managed to create 2 wonder babies spit spot. I'm so happy with them and proud to pop them on show for all to see. Not only does she do great pet embroideries, she's also got a range of our favourites including my homeboy, Steve Zissou.

Go check out her shop: http://www.etsy.com/shop/LeighLaLovesYou

Like her facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/LeighBowserEmbroideredIllustrations

Feed her Tumblr love: www.leighlalovesyou.tumblr.com