Who can walk into a charity shop and walk right out again without this guy in their pockets? First of all he's a pastel rainbow child. Second of all, he's a jellyfish and no kids ever want to buy jellyfish, they always go for the cats and the bunnies. Third of all, his name is Goochy, which is kind of pervy so he's going to live with me in a safe haven without prejudice from now on.
Also, just as I was hunting for a new shirt with an extreme collar, Sam's mum found me one in a charity shop. The thrifting Gods have shined upon me this day.